Why Shop at Madame Claude?
1. We really, truly believe that finding the right sex toy can change your life.
As many of our customers will tell you, a great sex toy experience can be truly life-changing. Learning how to orgasm for the first time, coming from a new position, or discovering a new erogenous zone are all possible with the right toy. That's why helping you find the right toy to suit your needs is our #1 concern at all times. Even if you aren't sure what you're looking for, our helpful staff knows just how to guide you on the path to orgasmic bliss!
2. We test 'em, so you'll love 'em.
Our purchasing team sifts through hundreds of products every year to find the cream of the crop (yeah, we know, it's a tough job, but someone's got to do it). Once we find some promising candidates, each toy is tested and thoroughly reviewed by our staff for quality, function, innovation, aesthetic, and good ol' pleasure potential. We're committed to bringing you only the best sex toys and lubricants on the market.
3. We care about your health.
Your body is a temple, and we want you playing with sex toys that keep you healthy, happy, and worry-free. We are comitted to carry only materials that we deem body-safe; that means no phthalates, no spermicides, no numbing agents, and nothing to detract from the pleasure that your body craves. We're always seeking out natural, organic, and paraben-free lubricants and body products.
4. We'll get you to your G-spot, by hook or by crook!
We won't just sell you a toy, we'll help you figure out how to use it. The extensive "Guides" section on MadameClaude.com.au covers everything from couple's sex toys to female ejaculation. School was never this much fun.
5. Your secret is safe with us.
Our privacy policy is simple, but crucial to your peace of mind: we will never rent, sell, or share your personal information with anyone, for any reason. Not only that, but your credit card information is encrypted through PayPal, our information appears as "MC" on your credit card statement, and all packages are shipped discreetly. (We'd indulge in a joke here, but we know that your privacy is no laughing matter.)
6. We're fast, easy, and ready for action.
Whether you want to place an order, make a return, or get a sex toy delivered to your front door, we're here for you. Our checkout process is quick and easy online, and our returns process is just as simple. And if you live in Sydney, Perth or anywhere inbetween, we'll happily get your product delivered to you!
7. We love you just the way you are — all consensual pleasure is good pleasure.
Repeat after us: there is no one "right" way to have sex! Our culture attaches so much shame to sexuality and pleasure, but Madame Claude is a come-as-you-are zone. This means that no matter what gets your pulse racing or gets you off, as long as everyone involved has consented, we're on board. Feel free to ask us about anything, and rest assured that we've heard it, seen it, or will be eager to learn more about it right alongside you.